South Park Jokes 2

Since i had nothing to blog again, i'm going to include another South park skit. This one is from the episode "Prehistoric Ice Man" in Season 2.

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After watching Croc Hunters at Stan's house,
Kyle: Dude, let's go look for crocodiles.
Stan: Yeah.
Eric: There's bound to be some crocs out here. I'll use my croc call and try to bring them out. Wenaga Wenaga.
Kyle: That's not how crocs sound, you fat ass penis.
Eric: Ohwee, now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle in the beanbags and see what happens, boycracky. (As he walk towards Kyle.)
Kyle: Get away from me, Cartman. (Trying to get away from Eric.)

At this point, Kyle tripped over a stone and fell into a ravine.

Kyle: Aahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Stan: Dude. (Looking down into the ravine.)
Kyle: Hellllpppp.
Stan: Good job Cartman, you killed Kyle.
Kenny: You Bastard.
Eric: Well, he shouldn't call me fat.
Stan: Why the hell not? It's like calling the sky blue.
Eric: Well, screw him. He is dead. Let's go look for crocodiles.
Kyle: You guys.
Stan: He's still alive. Kyle, are you ok?
Kyle: I think so. Is Cartman up there?
Eric: I'm right here, Kyle.
Kyle: Cartman, you ------- hunk of fat ----- --- and ----- pig -------- and ----- -------.
Eric: Oh yeah, Oh yeah. Say that to my face p-----.
Stan: Can you climb back up, dude?
Kyle: I don't think so.
Stan: Damn, I guess I'll have to go get him.
Eric: Nah, come on you guys. Let's look for crocodiles.