South Park Jokes 1

Since i had nothing much to blog about recently, i had decided to quote afew of my favourite cartoon, South Park's charcters conversation out. HAHA

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In the classroom,

Mr Garrison: The first annual South Park film festival begins today.
Wendy: Wow, Cool.
Kyle: They're not gonna show that stupid ass Godzilla movie again are they?
Mr Garrison: No, no Kyle these are independent films.
Stan: Oh like Independence Day, that sucked ass too.
Eric: No dude, independent films are those black and white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Wendy: No they're not. Independent films are produced outside the hollywood system. They're movies without all the glitch and glamour of Hollywood.
Eric: Well, you show one independent film that isn't about gay cowboys eating pudding.
Wendy: Once again, you have no idea what you're talking about fat ass.
Eric: I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet, you skinny bitch.
Mr Garrison: Eric, if you call Wendy a bitch one more time I'm sending you to the principal's office.
Eric: Bitch.
Mr Garrison: That's it Eric.
Eric: I'm going.